Zero To the BoneA Novel by Robert Eversz Book review by Jules Brenner Simon & Schuster, 2/21/06, 288 pp. Return to list of books
This is a traditional mystery with a strong taste of noir, a female central
figure written by a male author, a detective story, a few unresolved issues
at the end, a highly suspenseful end, and a smooth, quick, enjoyable read all
the way to it.
The detective that makes this a detective yarn isn't a detective. Nina Zero
(Mary Alice Baker on her birth certificate) is a papparazza photographer for
a tabloid paper that trades in sleaze, the Scandal Times. She's also a
parolee and, however delicately an ex-con must hew the line with her parole
officer, she's the type of driven character who just can't leave things alone
when one of her favorite models gets murdered in an S&M snuff movie. Whoever
the twisted, depraved pervert is who did it, and whatever his station in life
might be, if Nina's compelled to do anything it's to track him down and make
him pay. And, she's got the nerve and relentlessness to do the punishment
part.
She's also got a weak spot or two, for a hunky guy, for her family, for those
she considers her friends. The hunk in this case, investigating officer
Sean Tyler, is so electrifying to her senses it's lust at first sight ("I
floated toward him, not consciously moving my feet at all...") and all
reservations aside when he hovers near her as she prints a picture in her
darkroom for his police needs. She does it with him right there, letting the
chips and her prints fall where they may. What a little moral abandonment
will mean in the larger scheme of things will come out later. Or, not.
While she doesn't allow guilt over her spontaneous passion to gain any
traction on her moral or personal sensitivities, her family is another
matter. A father who was alcoholic and abusive when she was growing up is
now seeing the grievous errors of his ways and trying to make amends with his
pugnacious offspring. And then there's 15-year old Cassie, her spunky, punky
niece, whom she adores and forgives even when she's a very bad, nanipulative
child. It's also clear that author Eversz is using Cassie's misguided
behavior as a catalyst in a formula that doesn't altogether depend on it.
Nina, following an exhibition of her serious photography, gets herself into
the case with all afterburners steaming. Her two chief collaborators are her
toothless, obedient Rottweiler, whom she refers to as "the Rott" (nothing
more--love it) and, on the human side, her immediate boss and Honda driving
writer-editor Frank whose interest is always to fulfill the promise of his
rag's title.
Together, their investigative journey takes them to a (900) phone-sex
operation, a "regression therapist" who treats the rich and famous to past
life guilts and remedies, and a major Hollywood producer with all the money
in the world to satisfy his and his sons' warped appetites for kinky sex.
Altogether, she poses enough of a threat to somebody to bring on a vicious
degenerate with a private investigator license, his thugs and other hoodlum
trash.
Throughout all the tests of character and righteousness, we're on a ride with
a camera-armed, smart-talking bastion of justice who, when her back is
tightly to the wall, has a man's willingness to do what it takes to bring bad
guys down. Unlike many a pansy-like so-called female investigator in the
mystery literature as written by your typical crime and romance novelist,
Eversz' creation of feminine-to-a-fault Nina Zero, a lady with a sufficient
amount of testosterone when the threat and the damage calls for it, to make
this version of a female sleuth a lesson in how it should be done.
It may not be spontaneous passion I'd be looking for in the next (and sixth)
Nina Zero installment, just another mission of great, good humor and other
pleasures with a babe I can call my true heroine. Jack Reacher and Dave
Robicheaux, move over. |